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#142 – Halloween Is For Vampires

Dracula: “Alucard, why are you crying? Did the vampires scare you? Because there’s no such thing as vampires!” *pause* “Wait. Even I know that’s not right!” Originally Published: 10/30/05 . 16 pages Synopsis Sephiroth decides to spend Halloween at Alucard’s. … Continue reading

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#141 – I Am Belmont, Hear Me Roar

Trevor: “Insanity! Women once lined up for a chance to be impregnated by a Belmont!” Originally Published: 10/12/05 . 43 pages Synopsis When Richter finds out Franswa’s not really his son, his family forces him to go father a real … Continue reading

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#140 – A Bar, A Restaurant and a Fast Food Disaster

Dracula: “Do you want to see the rusty saws we cut the meat with?” Originally Published: 9/30/05 . 73 pages Synopsis Reno and Irvine are starting a bar, Rufus is starting a restaurant, and Dracula is opening a fast food … Continue reading

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#139 – And That’s the Way the Vampires Have Their Picnic

Dracula: “To the owlery!” Originally Published: 9/19/05 . 18 pages Synopsis It’s time for the vampire family picnic, and Alucard is not very happy about it. Can he manage to get through it with Sephiroth by his side? Or will … Continue reading

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#138 – The Monster Mash Fiasco

Alcuard: *hand to head* “Kill me. I know it’s impossible, but find a way.” Originally Published: 9/19/05 . 37 pages Synopsis Dracula and his monster pals are planning evil! Can the ramble gang stop him for another 100 years? Ramble … Continue reading

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#137 – Come See the Softer Side of Shinra

Seymour: “You? At a make-up counter? That’s like King Kong at Baby Gap.” Originally Published: 7/21/05 . 39 pages Synopsis Rufus has started his own department store, but with Mr. Jingles in charge, can things really run smoothly? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#136 – The Church of Reno

Reno: “According to the church of Reno, a party is likely to pop up at any time. And strippers may or may not be present.” Originally Published: 6/7/05 . 7 pages Synopsis Reno has started a club focused on the … Continue reading

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#135 – Life Is Taxing (part two)

Kiros: “Ward says Laguna can be presumed dead by now! Let’s go!” Originally Published: 5/30/05 . 50 pages Synopsis Will the gang be successful in convincing the bidders that the land is no good? Or will they be forced to … Continue reading

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#134 – Life Is Taxing (part one)

Laguna: “Psychic bears! Yikes! They’ll swipe more than your picnic basket!” Originally Published: 5/30/05 . 65 pages Synopsis When Rufus is jailed for tax fraud, the land on the ramble room is put for sale to the highest bidder! Can … Continue reading

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#133 – Ow! My Piloting Boobs!

Nida: *reading one of the tubes* “Uh, Ashley… Does ‘take rectally’ mean what I think it means?” Originally Published: 4/17/05 . 42 pages Synopsis Hojo has a plan to switch the bodies of the losers with the bodies of the … Continue reading

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