This is it. Seriously.
These are my rambles. I don't write them anymore. They were insane and crazy fun to write, but they are over. However. I can't seem to take them off the internet. So here they rest, for the long foreseeable future, for anyone who still might get a chuckle out of them.-
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#189 – Tseng Works Hard for the Money
Reeve: “He’s turned into Rufus!” Originally Published: 9/16/09 . 68 pages Synopsis Tseng buys the strip club but no one’s happy about how he’s doing it. Can the other strippers convince him to change his ways, or is this the … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, call him lloyd, classic line alert, classic moment alert, crossover cameo, dante, don't be Rude, hey bryatt, hot package, iiiiirvine kinneas, koudelka, money troubles, omg drama, ramble kid, Reeve the genius, rufus j., silver quality, therapy time, this is a long one, Tseng time, yaoi alert, yuri, z man zidane, zell in the mix
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#188 – Too Legit to Strip
Irvine: “I didn’t give a lap dance to one single girl last night! And when you’re givin’ one to a guy sometimes you can feel the…you know! That just ain’t right!” Originally Published: 9/8/06 . 90 pages Synopsis The strip … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, bronze quality, classic moment alert, crossover cameo, dante, don't be Rude, hey bryatt, hot package, iiiiirvine kinneas, money troubles, omg drama, Reeve the genius, sephy-sama, those looney losers, Tseng time, vampires, very looong, video game time, yaoi alert, z man zidane
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#187 – Behind the Music…Again
Rude: “I learned a lesson too. It’s called never work for Rufus. Aside from being a Turk I’ve lost every job he’s ever given me. I’ve either been fired, *it’s* been on fire, or it’s been closed completely.” Originally Published: … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, classic moment alert, dante, don't be Rude, iiiiirvine kinneas, major music, omg drama, ramble kid, reno is trouble, rufus j., sephy-sama, this is a long one, those looney losers, Tseng time, vampires, z man zidane, zell in the mix
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#186 – Dear Diary
Sephiroth: “There! Now everybody will know the *truth*!” Originally Published: 8/22/06 . 15 pages Synopsis Get a peek inside Sephiroth’s diary and see him describe his day…then see what really happened. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I wish I remembered … Continue reading
#185 – Family Fitness
Sephiroth: *annoyed sigh* “Do I have to explain it to everyone? It’s like the food chain but for sex! People who are good are at the top and people who suck are Zidane.” Originally Published: 8/18/06 . 40 pages Synopsis … Continue reading
#183 – Sailing For Adventure (part two)
Twilight: *slams quarters into the slot* “Let’s *dance*!” Originally Published: 8/3/06 . 78 pages Synopsis Rufus and Elena are having problems with Tseng, Twilight is determined to defeat an old enemy, and Alucard runs into his brother. But everyone’s having … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, best endings, break up, call him lloyd, crossover cameo, dante, gundam guys, hey bryatt, Just D, omg drama, silver quality, spell it!, the gang's all here, those looney losers, trip time, twilight time, vampires, very looong, yaoi alert
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#182 – Sailing For Adventure (part one)
Bryatt: “Elena? Whoring around? Tseng, you invented whoring around.” Originally Published: 7/28/06 . 50 pages Synopsis The MAFIA takes everyone on the first voyage of their new cruise ship! Everyone’s ready for tons of fun on the high seas! Ramble … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, call him lloyd, classic line alert, classic moment alert, crossover cameo, dante, gundam guys, hey bryatt, new couple alert, omg drama, silver quality, the gang's all here, the mafia is in charge here, this is a long one, those looney losers, trip time, twilight time, vampires, yaoi alert
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#181 – Brave New Belmont
Simon: “You put it up there! Now get it back down!” Originally Published: 7/22/06 . 47 pages Synopsis It’s time for Tifa and Richter to have their baby! But Dracula’s scary cousin Festus has moved in to the castle…and he’s … Continue reading
#180 – The [Bleep-ing] Awesome Adventures of Briter Bran
Tinker Shell: “I’m not a pixie. I’m a fairy. Pixies are whores.” Originally Published: 7/15/06 . 41 pages Synopsis Lark has a dream that the ramble gang are characters in Peter Pan. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. This is the … Continue reading