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G #11 – Twelve Years of Excellence

Rude: “…Rufus made me drink his shampoo. He wanted to know what it tasted like in case he got some in his mouth. It tasted like burning laundry detergent.”  Originally Published: 12/30/11 . 46 pages When the tenth anniversary of … Continue reading

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G #10 – Final Fairy Tales – Book 2

Hanzell: “I don’t think houses are for eating… Aw, screw it.”  Originally Published: Uh, now. But it was written in 2010 . 47 pages I loved writing the Final Fairy Tales rambles so much I thought it would be fun … Continue reading

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G #9 – Welcome to the MOB

Algus: “I thought I could trust you to at least keep the peasants out! If we let Zidane in, why not a goat? They both have tails after all!”  Originally Published: 8/27/09 . 13 pages For a long time this … Continue reading

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G #8 – Resident Needle

Gippal: *blurts out* “He has to feed his goats, but I can go out with you!”  Originally Published: 5/2/09 . 16 pages I saw how Chris looked in the new Resident Evil game, thought he looked like he was on … Continue reading

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G #7 – Mr. Dude

Reno: “The bear is supposed to be naked! It’s a wild animal!”  Originally Published: 4/4/09 . 7 pages   Mr. Dude is an actual bear I own, just like Mr. Jingles is. But unlike with Mr. Jingles, I received Mr. … Continue reading

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G #6 – Great Moments In History – Vol. 1

Herb: “Well, it seems the Global Vampire Recruiting Coalition has decided misleading people is the best way to go. That’s why they made this movie.” Originally Published: 3/20/09 . 13 pages This one was fun to write, because I always … Continue reading

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G #5 How to Make a Hamcuber

Rufus: “Just check the list and find your station! Time is hamcubers, people!” Originally Published: 3/2/09 . 35 pages Another one of my favorite gaidens. I introduce a bunch of new characters in this one that never really did much … Continue reading

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G #4 – Replacing Lark

Alucard: “What problem? You made yours up! I have a real problem – are you going to help me?”  Originally Published: 2/28/09 . 7 pages This one is just classic Sephiroth.      

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G #3 – The Secret Zillionaires

Argath: “How dare you abandon me with the lice-ridden goat molester!” Originally Published: 1/5/09 . 14 pages There was a reality show on TV at the time called The Secret Millionaire, which had the same basic premise as the show … Continue reading

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G #2 – The Book Club

Twilight: “Apparently books are crap, so why bother?” Originally Published: 12/29/08 . 4 pages Obviously, I like vampires. So I bought and read Twilight. I figured since the book was so popular, it must be good. Well, I apologize if … Continue reading

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