Monthly Archives: May 2011

#91 – Zoo Babies

Posted on May 27, 2011 by L.J.

Irvine: “I know! I mean, is looking at animals supposed to be fun or something?” Originally Published: 6/15/01 . 24 pages Synopsis Lucretia wants to go on a family trip to the zoo, but Hojo and Sephiroth aren’t loving the … Continue reading →

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#90 – Mother, Where Art Thou?

Posted on May 27, 2011 by L.J.

Lucretia: “Oh, my little angel.” Originally Published: 6/1/01 . 22 pages Synopsis After being gone for so many years, Lucretia comes around looking for Sephiroth. Can he accept her into his life? Ramble Milestones -First appearence of Lucretia Original beginning … Continue reading →

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#89 – What You Love, You Never Forget

Posted on May 27, 2011 by L.J.

Sephiroth: “Oh boo hoo. Guess you’ll have to cancel dorkville. I wasn’t going to hang out in there anyway.” Originally Published: 5/31/01 . 61 pages Synopsis It’s the site anniversary, and Lark hits her head, forgetting everyone and everything – … Continue reading →

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#88 – And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

Posted on May 27, 2011 by L.J.

Barret: “Yo! Put dat Ebonics one on, foo! Dat there’s da useful sh*t!” Originally Published: 5/29/01 . 16 pages Synopsis Believe it or not, Sephiroth dreams in commercials! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I used the puppy/sleeping pill ad again!? … Continue reading →

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#87 – Warning: Parental Units

Posted on May 27, 2011 by L.J.

Lark’s dad: *softly* “You know, the trick is, when someone asks for something you don’t want to buy, you say ‘I can’t afford that right now’, and then they have to stop asking.” Originally Published: 5/29/01 . 30 pages Synopsis … Continue reading →

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#86 – Rufus Makes a Movie

Posted on May 16, 2011 by L.J.

Rufus: “I don’t trust any information from a man in a ballerina skirt.” Originally Published: 5/8/01 . 45 pages Synopsis Rufus writes his own version of what would happen if the FF7 and FF8 gangs met, and he’s making a … Continue reading →

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#85 – Reeve Wants To Be The Weakest Hollywood Fortune Survivor

Posted on May 15, 2011 by L.J.

Reeve: *grabs seph and shakes him desperately* “You have to let me wake up! I don’t want to be on this show! They’ll kill me! I can barely use a paperclip!” Originally Published: 4/20/01 . 29 pages Synopsis Reeve thinks … Continue reading →

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#84 – Ha ha! You’re Old!

Posted on May 15, 2011 by L.J.

Rude: *sigh* “This is the worst day ever.” Originally Published: 4/18/01 . 106 pages Synopsis It’s Lark’s birthday, and the gang has planned a huge surprise party! Only everyone is running late! Sephiroth gets stuck on a talk show, Zidane … Continue reading →

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#83 – The Night More Than the Couch Was Stolen

Posted on May 15, 2011 by L.J.

Shell: “Well I hope they find these creeps! Not only did they beat up my sister and two hotties, but they took the stuff! Could they be even more evil??” Originally Published: 4/10/01 . 31 pages Synopsis While Lark, Reeve … Continue reading →

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#82 – An Incredibly Short and Stupid Ramble

Posted on May 15, 2011 by L.J.

Twilight: “I glued a quarter to the floor. He spent an hour and a half trying to pick it up!” Originally Published: 4/1/01 . 4 pages Synopsis Everyone’s sick of Twilight playing pranks. It’s time for some payback! Ramble Milestones … Continue reading →

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