Monthly Archives: May 2011

#91 – Zoo Babies

Irvine: “I know! I mean, is looking at animals supposed to be fun or something?” Originally Published: 6/15/01 . 24 pages Synopsis Lucretia wants to go on a family trip to the zoo, but Hojo and Sephiroth aren’t loving the … Continue reading

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#90 – Mother, Where Art Thou?

Lucretia: “Oh, my little angel.” Originally Published: 6/1/01 . 22 pages Synopsis After being gone for so many years, Lucretia comes around looking for Sephiroth. Can he accept her into his life? Ramble Milestones -First appearence of Lucretia Original beginning … Continue reading

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#89 – What You Love, You Never Forget

Sephiroth: “Oh boo hoo. Guess you’ll have to cancel dorkville. I wasn’t going to hang out in there anyway.” Originally Published: 5/31/01 . 61 pages Synopsis It’s the site anniversary, and Lark hits her head, forgetting everyone and everything – … Continue reading

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#88 – And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

Barret: “Yo! Put dat Ebonics one on, foo! Dat there’s da useful sh*t!” Originally Published: 5/29/01 . 16 pages Synopsis Believe it or not, Sephiroth dreams in commercials! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I used the puppy/sleeping pill ad again!? … Continue reading

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#87 – Warning: Parental Units

Lark’s dad: *softly* “You know, the trick is, when someone asks for something you don’t want to buy, you say ‘I can’t afford that right now’, and then they have to stop asking.” Originally Published: 5/29/01 . 30 pages Synopsis … Continue reading

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#86 – Rufus Makes a Movie

Rufus: “I don’t trust any information from a man in a ballerina skirt.” Originally Published: 5/8/01 . 45 pages Synopsis Rufus writes his own version of what would happen if the FF7 and FF8 gangs met, and he’s making a … Continue reading

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#85 – Reeve Wants To Be The Weakest Hollywood Fortune Survivor

Reeve: *grabs seph and shakes him desperately* “You have to let me wake up! I don’t want to be on this show! They’ll kill me! I can barely use a paperclip!” Originally Published: 4/20/01 . 29 pages Synopsis Reeve thinks … Continue reading

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