Puppy
Hog
Zebra
Emu
Catdog
Cat/dog
Ostrich
Giraffe
Cat
Buffalo
Platapus
Polar bear
Blowfish
Grasshopper
Tribble
Womprat
Kangaroo rat
Little red hen
Raccoon
Rhino
Sloth
Parakeet
Mastodon
Grizzly
Puffalump
Panda
Dolphin
Walrus
Snorlax
Turkey
Cat/dog/emu
Dog/cat/rat/dog
Skunk
Lassie
Snow owl
Pigpen
Cat/rat/moo
Cat/rat/moo thing
Catfish
Stingray
Red snapper
Angelfish
Dogfish
Cat/dog/rat/moo/bear
Baa baa black sheep
Golden dog blow fish
Donkey bull dog
Pirhana
Elephant
Tree stump
Flipper
Pack rat
Flapjack
Iron matted rock puppy
Cat/rat/iron matted rock puppy
Cat rat matted rock puppy dog
Cat/rat/moo toy
Sheep
Gopherrat
Hermit Crab
Furby
Red/cat thing
Donkey
Cockroach
Mongoose
Rat/moose
Monkey/cat
Ratfish
Mink coat
Beaver Skin
Coat Hanger
Dead Coat
Cat costume rat
Cat costume stump
Cat costume slug
Cat costume sloth
Turpentine
Marborlo
Elephant-tusk
Wookiee/Ewok
Rat fink
Steelbrick
Bulldog
Rockcat

20. FROM Yuri-in for a Big Surprise

Red: “Where is that Lion Mating special I taped off the Discovery Channel? …Ah, here it is.”

(he pops it in the vcr and then settles back on the couch, turning it on)

Red: “At last…”

TV: The lion mating–“

(then the tape is abruptly cut off as the madonna concert comes on. red’s jaw nearly hits the ground)

TV: *singing* “Music, makes the people come together. Yeah.”

Red: “Oh…” *hangs head* “It is my lot in life to have everything ruined…” *looks up* “Is that Reno?”

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The Top 150 Ramble Moments of All Time

1. No Windows in the Ramble Room (#1, Tonight We’re Gonna Party)
Sephiroth points out to Lark there’s no windows in the ramble room. “Damn,” she says, managing a curse in her first five lines. “I knew I forgot something!” And it wasn’t the last she’d hear of it.

2. Reno Decides Not to Get Involved (#2, The Contest)
Reno walks in whistling while a bunch of FF guys are lined up half naked in the ramble room waiting to be judged on who’s got the best body. Reno sees them, turns right around and walks out still whistling. Guess he thought they were planning some kind of homosexual orgy he didn’t want to be a part of.

3. Rufus Tells Off Sephiroth (#3, Operation: Get Sephiroth Off the Couch!)
Rufus gets ticked off when Sephiroth insults his intelligence so he goes off on him, calling him ‘Mr. I am the planet’ and making fun of his dad, his hair and his sword. Sephiroth winds up fleeing the room in tears.

4. What’s Your Name Again? (#5, I’ve Never Kissed a Gundam Pilot)
By the end of this ramble Lark and Heero are so drunk they think Heero is named Duo, Lark is named Relena, Quatre is named Zechs, Wu-fei is named Heero, and Sephiroth is named the planet.

5. Sephiroth Makes Fun Of Everybody (#6, There’s Something About Clowns…)
Trapped in the ramble room with Lark, Sephiroth gets frustrated with his fate being in the hands of those “bunch of idiots who can’t get anything done.” He then does imitations of what he things Rufus, Irvine, Cloud, Laguna, Cid and Reno are doing.

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Here are the top 25 funniest lines from the last ramble, “And So it Goes” as well as the top 25 lines from The Ramble Movie.

25.
Shadow: “She’s a ninja? She doesn’t even wear a mask!”
Locke: “I don’t think that’s required or anything.”
Shadow: *distraught* “It’s all falling apart!”

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Here are the top 500 funniest ramble lines from rambles 1 – 199. They are arranged starting with 500 and going backwards from there.

Enjoy!

500 – 451

500.
Algus: “Some damned peasants probably stole it so they could sell it to buy grain at the market! Zidane! What do you know of this?”
Zidane: “Why do you always think I’m behind everything?”
(#148, Porch Swing Appreciation Day)

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Images Under the Cut:

• The Ramble Room
• TV Room
• The Ramble Complex
• Ramble Room Neighborhood
• Ramble Movie Poster

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Final Fantasy Characters

Cloud through Kefka

Gundam Wing

Heero through Treize

Other Video Game Characters

Dracula through Edward

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