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#155 – Lloyd of the Disco

Zell: “Wow! You really do have to like fires to work here!” Originally Published: 1/24/06 . 37 pages Synopsis Rufus opens a discount center for all his failed products, and he makes the Lloyd the manager. Meanwhile, Sephiroth decides to … Continue reading

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#140 – A Bar, A Restaurant and a Fast Food Disaster

Dracula: “Do you want to see the rusty saws we cut the meat with?” Originally Published: 9/30/05 . 73 pages Synopsis Reno and Irvine are starting a bar, Rufus is starting a restaurant, and Dracula is opening a fast food … Continue reading

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#137 – Come See the Softer Side of Shinra

Seymour: “You? At a make-up counter? That’s like King Kong at Baby Gap.” Originally Published: 7/21/05 . 39 pages Synopsis Rufus has started his own department store, but with Mr. Jingles in charge, can things really run smoothly? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#129 – Shinra TV – Now In Color

Rufus: “God, I love that damn cactus!” Originally Published: 3/23/05 . 55 pages Synopsis Rufus and the MAFIA start a TV channel, and their friends get to star in the shows! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I had a huge … Continue reading

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#125 – Rufus Brand Everything

Tseng: *softly* “Each new product is another one of my nightmares.” Originally Published: 7/11/04 . 24 pages Synopsis Rufus is going into business – on everything! Meanwhile, in loser land, Scarlet find out her daughter wants to meet her! Will … Continue reading

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#123 – It’s Called the XCubeStation

Rufus: “My beauty transcends gender.” Originally Published: 8/6/03 . 27 pages Synopsis Rufus decides to cash in on the video game market! He may be from a video game, but does he know the first thing about them? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#121 – Reeve Saves Thanksgiving

Rufus: “Oh god. What the hell is this? Some Charlie Brown special?” Originally Published: 11/27/02 . 7 pages Synopsis It’s another Thanksgiving in the ramble room, but Rufus is trying to sell his products! Will Reeve be able to save … Continue reading

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#113 – The Ramble Room Mafia

Shadow: “I like black stuff that covers my face.” Originally Published: 1/14/02 . 32 pages Synopsis Rufus and Algus start a club called MAFIA for short. They include only the richest people in the ramble room, and their job is … Continue reading

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#88 – And Now a Word From Our Sponsors

Barret: “Yo! Put dat Ebonics one on, foo! Dat there’s da useful sh*t!” Originally Published: 5/29/01 . 16 pages Synopsis Believe it or not, Sephiroth dreams in commercials! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I used the puppy/sleeping pill ad again!? … Continue reading

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#79 – I HATE St. Patrick’s Day!

Rufus: *light bulb* “Maybe I should invent one! ‘Smells like sex cologne: for the guy who can’t get any’.” Originally Published: 3/16/01 . 27 pages Synopsis Lark thinks St. Patrick’s Day is Sephiroth’s favorite holiday, but after a fateful meeting … Continue reading

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