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#190 – Love Conquers All

Cloud: “You. That’s what matters the most. You stuck by me. You kept your promise.” Originally Published: 9/24/06 . 50 pages Synopsis Can Zack finally get through to Cloud and get him back to normal? Meanwhile, Barret and Cid are … Continue reading

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#184 – Sailing For Adventure (part three)

Tseng: “So Rufus Shinra, you can just go #$%^ yourself! And you can kiss my gay ass because you’re not gettin’ my daughter!” *points into the crowd* “F#$% you, f$%^# you, you’re cool, and f$%^ you!” Originally Published: 8/11/06 . … Continue reading

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#133 – Ow! My Piloting Boobs!

Nida: *reading one of the tubes* “Uh, Ashley… Does ‘take rectally’ mean what I think it means?” Originally Published: 4/17/05 . 42 pages Synopsis Hojo has a plan to switch the bodies of the losers with the bodies of the … Continue reading

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#128 – Some Porn Can Be Bad

Barret: “Yo! This ain’t cool! I don’t want no punk ass bitch comin’ outta no TV to waste my ass!” Originally Published: 9/22/05 . 27 pages Synopsis The guys thought they were going to watch a porno, but it winds … Continue reading

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#109 – Mr. Valentine Tells a Rufus Carol

Zelle: *pouts* “No. I won’t. I’m tired of this. That’s your answer to everything. Snort a little opium. Snort a little opium. Well snorting a little opium didn’t enhance your performance last night, did it?!” Originally Published: 12/13/01 . 32 … Continue reading

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#108 – They Don’t Call It Turkey Day For Nothin’

Twilight: “Suit yourselves. May the better team win! Me!” Originally Published: 11/28/01 . 16 pages Synopsis Reeve and Tseng are going to host Thanksgiving dinner this year, but no one but Lark is interested in going – until they hear … Continue reading

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#106 – Gya haa haa! Candy!

Barret: “Yo! Why dat be, cat costume rat? You actually look like somethin’ for a change! Well, kinda anyway!” Originally Published: 10/30/01 . 16 pages Synopsis It’s Halloween time again at the ramble room, and Heidegger wants candy! So he … Continue reading

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#103 – The Amazing Nap

Hojo: “But we’ll score points with the viewers, with the clapping and the laughing and the cheering and the crying and so on and so forth.” Originally Published: 10/18/01 . 32 pages Synopsis Reeve has a dream and he’s on … Continue reading

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#102 – Who Wants To Marry A Prostitute?

Scarlet: *rolls eyes* “Yeah, Nida. Out of the cross dresser, the pedophile and the big, ugly fat guy, I chose you. What a tough decision.” Originally Published: 10/9/01 . 44 pages Synopsis Oh no! The cops are on to Scarlet! … Continue reading

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#101 – Yuri-in For a Big Surprise

Seifer: “…Can we at least have a threesome?” Originally Published: 9/21/01 . 24 pages Synopsis The girls are mad when the guys get tickets to a Madonna concert and go without them. They come up with a plan to really … Continue reading

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