Monthly Archives: April 2011

#66 – Sephiroth Land

Turks: *sing* “Sephiroth Land, Sephiroth Land, buy cheap merchandise, yes you can. Because it’s Sephiroth, Sephiroth Land.” Originally Published: 1/9/01 . 67 pages Synopsis Rufus starts his own amusement park, and he names it after Sephiroth! Everyone is given jobs … Continue reading

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#65 – Ok, So It’s Not Really New Years…

Sephiroth: “I don’t know what’s in your sick, twisted, yaoi perverted brain, woman, but we were playing tic-tac-toe.” Originally Published: 1/6/01 . 34 pages Synopsis Since the gang missed New Years, they decide to celebrate a little late. A bunch … Continue reading

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#64 – Lark’s Dream

Wufei: “I’m complaining to the principal about the hair in the food. It’s *too* disgusting!” Originally Published: 1/4/01 . 20 pages Synopsis Lark has a dream where everyone in the ramble gang goes to the same high school. Can her … Continue reading

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#63 – One Winged Angel

Sephiroth: *eyes narrow* “Let them all come and try. It’s more fun to kill them in groups.” Originally Published: 1/3/01 . 51 pages Synopsis Jenova escapes and possesses Sephiroth, leading him on a killing rampage through the ramble room. Can … Continue reading

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#62 – Christmas Cheer

Scarlet: “How about I shove this tree up your ass?” Originally Published: 12/23/00 . 45 pages Synopsis It’s Christmas time in the ramble room! Sephiroth’s willing to go to any length to get Lark to kiss him under the mistletoe. … Continue reading

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#61 – Ways to Spell I Love You aka You’re a Whore, Lark!

Reno: *grins* “Irvine’s the master. You see, now he’s getting some, and you’re not. And why, because he bravely took credit for something he didn’t write.” Originally Published: 12/11/00 . 29 pages Synopsis Reno makes it his mission to help … Continue reading

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#60 – Animal Farm

Squall: *squawks* “Whatever.” *whistles* Originally Published: 12/1/00 . 35 pages Synopsis Zidane arrives at the ramble room, but with Hojo plotting a new scheme to turn everyone into animals, it’s sure to be a time he won’t soon forget! Ramble … Continue reading

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#59 – Sucking Up Sephiroth

Sephiroth: “We have to find out who’s been sucking up Sephiroth!” Originally Published: 11/28/00 . 27 pages Synopsis Lark’s new vacuum seems to be a little too powerful and sucks up some of Sephiroth’s hair by accident! She tries to … Continue reading

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In Progress!

Greetings everyone! If you’re visiting Buy-Shinra.com for the first time and are confused, I’m sorry. The site as it once was exists no more. Final Fantasy Freaks, my writing site – both dead. But I’ve rescued my favorite thing about … Continue reading

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#58 – Too Close To Call

Twilight: “We could do that! And with people who smile for real!” Originally Published: ??? . 75 pages Synopsis Sephiroth and Rufus face off in a vicious campaign for ramble room locker! With commercials, parades and a voting booth rigged … Continue reading

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