Monthly Archives: September 2011

#189 – Tseng Works Hard for the Money

Reeve: “He’s turned into Rufus!” Originally Published: 9/16/09 . 68 pages Synopsis Tseng buys the strip club but no one’s happy about how he’s doing it. Can the other strippers convince him to change his ways, or is this the … Continue reading

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#188 – Too Legit to Strip

Irvine: “I didn’t give a lap dance to one single girl last night! And when you’re givin’ one to a guy sometimes you can feel the…you know! That just ain’t right!” Originally Published: 9/8/06 . 90 pages Synopsis The strip … Continue reading

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#187 – Behind the Music…Again

Rude: “I learned a lesson too. It’s called never work for Rufus. Aside from being a Turk I’ve lost every job he’s ever given me. I’ve either been fired, *it’s* been on fire, or it’s been closed completely.” Originally Published: … Continue reading

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#186 – Dear Diary

Sephiroth: “There! Now everybody will know the *truth*!” Originally Published: 8/22/06 . 15 pages Synopsis Get a peek inside Sephiroth’s diary and see him describe his day…then see what really happened. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I wish I remembered … Continue reading

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#185 – Family Fitness

Sephiroth: *annoyed sigh* “Do I have to explain it to everyone? It’s like the food chain but for sex! People who are good are at the top and people who suck are Zidane.” Originally Published: 8/18/06 . 40 pages Synopsis … Continue reading

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#184 – Sailing For Adventure (part three)

Tseng: “So Rufus Shinra, you can just go #$%^ yourself! And you can kiss my gay ass because you’re not gettin’ my daughter!” *points into the crowd* “F#$% you, f$%^# you, you’re cool, and f$%^ you!” Originally Published: 8/11/06 . … Continue reading

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#183 – Sailing For Adventure (part two)

Twilight: *slams quarters into the slot* “Let’s *dance*!” Originally Published: 8/3/06 . 78 pages Synopsis Rufus and Elena are having problems with Tseng, Twilight is determined to defeat an old enemy, and Alucard runs into his brother. But everyone’s having … Continue reading

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#182 – Sailing For Adventure (part one)

Bryatt: “Elena? Whoring around? Tseng, you invented whoring around.” Originally Published: 7/28/06 . 50 pages Synopsis The MAFIA takes everyone on the first voyage of their new cruise ship! Everyone’s ready for tons of fun on the high seas! Ramble … Continue reading

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#181 – Brave New Belmont

Simon: “You put it up there! Now get it back down!” Originally Published: 7/22/06 . 47 pages Synopsis It’s time for Tifa and Richter to have their baby! But Dracula’s scary cousin Festus has moved in to the castle…and he’s … Continue reading

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#180 – The [Bleep-ing] Awesome Adventures of Briter Bran

Tinker Shell: “I’m not a pixie. I’m a fairy. Pixies are whores.” Originally Published: 7/15/06 . 41 pages Synopsis Lark has a dream that the ramble gang are characters in Peter Pan. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. This is the … Continue reading

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