Tag Archives: zell in the mix

#145 – Thanks But No Thanks

Seifer: “Ew! I wouldn’t eat anything you made, chicken wuss! It probably has hot dogs in it!” Originally Published: 11/24/05 . 31 pages Synopsis The Belmonts decide to host Thanksgiving, and everyone’s going. But will it still be a relaxing … Continue reading

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#142 – Halloween Is For Vampires

Dracula: “Alucard, why are you crying? Did the vampires scare you? Because there’s no such thing as vampires!” *pause* “Wait. Even I know that’s not right!” Originally Published: 10/30/05 . 16 pages Synopsis Sephiroth decides to spend Halloween at Alucard’s. … Continue reading

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#141 – I Am Belmont, Hear Me Roar

Trevor: “Insanity! Women once lined up for a chance to be impregnated by a Belmont!” Originally Published: 10/12/05 . 43 pages Synopsis When Richter finds out Franswa’s not really his son, his family forces him to go father a real … Continue reading

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#137 – Come See the Softer Side of Shinra

Seymour: “You? At a make-up counter? That’s like King Kong at Baby Gap.” Originally Published: 7/21/05 . 39 pages Synopsis Rufus has started his own department store, but with Mr. Jingles in charge, can things really run smoothly? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#128 – Some Porn Can Be Bad

Barret: “Yo! This ain’t cool! I don’t want no punk ass bitch comin’ outta no TV to waste my ass!” Originally Published: 9/22/05 . 27 pages Synopsis The guys thought they were going to watch a porno, but it winds … Continue reading

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#126 – Silver Hair Concerto

Lark: “Aw, I’m sorry, Alucard. What turned your dad from the prince of darkness to the prince of ‘why is it dark out’?” Originally Published: 7/17/04 . 40 pages Synopsis Lark has been kidnapped by vampires, and it’s up to … Continue reading

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#124 – Fat Becomes Her

Heidegger: “Gya haa haa! I think I ate my fork!” Originally Published: 7/11/04 . 21 pages Synopsis Seymour’s friend, LeBlanc, comes for a visit and falls in love with Heidegger! Meanwhile at the ramble room, Zell accidentally chokes to death, … Continue reading

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#117 – I STILL Hate St. Patrick’s Day!

Sephiroth: “What’s happening to us? Is there never any drama anymore? Must it all be drinking and sex and stupidity?” Originally Published: 3/15/02 . 25 pages Synopsis It’s another St. Patrick’s Day in the ramble room! Some things don’t change … Continue reading

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#109 – Mr. Valentine Tells a Rufus Carol

Zelle: *pouts* “No. I won’t. I’m tired of this. That’s your answer to everything. Snort a little opium. Snort a little opium. Well snorting a little opium didn’t enhance your performance last night, did it?!” Originally Published: 12/13/01 . 32 … Continue reading

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#108 – They Don’t Call It Turkey Day For Nothin’

Twilight: “Suit yourselves. May the better team win! Me!” Originally Published: 11/28/01 . 16 pages Synopsis Reeve and Tseng are going to host Thanksgiving dinner this year, but no one but Lark is interested in going – until they hear … Continue reading

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