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#101 – Yuri-in For a Big Surprise

Seifer: “…Can we at least have a threesome?” Originally Published: 9/21/01 . 24 pages Synopsis The girls are mad when the guys get tickets to a Madonna concert and go without them. They come up with a plan to really … Continue reading

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#96 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part three)

Zell: *holds his head with tears in his eyes* “This is the ye olde worst vacation ever!” *runs off in tears* Originally Published: 7/23/01 . 20 pages Synopsis The losers are having a great time on their vacation, but the … Continue reading

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#95 – Ye Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part two)

Barret: “Yo! Dat what I be sayin’, Yo!” *dramatic pause as he turns around* “….Dis here war still be goin’ on!” Originally Published: 7/21/01 . 28 pages Synopsis No one is having much fun in Williamsburg. Most of the gang … Continue reading

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#94 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part one)

Kuja: “I’ve never been so grateful for Heidegger’s vast amount of blubber.” Originally Published: 7/10/01 . 41 pages Synopsis The gang is headed off to Williamsburg, VA for some fun and learning! But things go bad from the start. The … Continue reading

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#92 – When I Was Your Age

Rude: “…Let’s tell stories.” Originally Published: 6/19/01 . 23 pages Synopsis One boring night, the guys share some stories about themselves. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. God, there are a lot of depressing stories in this ramble. Most of them … Continue reading

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#91 – Zoo Babies

Irvine: “I know! I mean, is looking at animals supposed to be fun or something?” Originally Published: 6/15/01 . 24 pages Synopsis Lucretia wants to go on a family trip to the zoo, but Hojo and Sephiroth aren’t loving the … Continue reading

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#87 – Warning: Parental Units

Lark’s dad: *softly* “You know, the trick is, when someone asks for something you don’t want to buy, you say ‘I can’t afford that right now’, and then they have to stop asking.” Originally Published: 5/29/01 . 30 pages Synopsis … Continue reading

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#85 – Reeve Wants To Be The Weakest Hollywood Fortune Survivor

Reeve: *grabs seph and shakes him desperately* “You have to let me wake up! I don’t want to be on this show! They’ll kill me! I can barely use a paperclip!” Originally Published: 4/20/01 . 29 pages Synopsis Reeve thinks … Continue reading

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#81 – White, Fluffy and Set to Kill

Lark: “EVERYONE is cowering in fear on the couch! Even Sephiroth!” Originally Published: 3/29/01 . 31 pages Synopsis When Belle, Lark and Shell’s dog visits, she’s not very friendly, especially when she starts to talk! Ramble Milestones -Belle’s first appearance. … Continue reading

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#79 – I HATE St. Patrick’s Day!

Rufus: *light bulb* “Maybe I should invent one! ‘Smells like sex cologne: for the guy who can’t get any’.” Originally Published: 3/16/01 . 27 pages Synopsis Lark thinks St. Patrick’s Day is Sephiroth’s favorite holiday, but after a fateful meeting … Continue reading

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