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#96 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part three)

Zell: *holds his head with tears in his eyes* “This is the ye olde worst vacation ever!” *runs off in tears* Originally Published: 7/23/01 . 20 pages Synopsis The losers are having a great time on their vacation, but the … Continue reading

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#95 – Ye Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part two)

Barret: “Yo! Dat what I be sayin’, Yo!” *dramatic pause as he turns around* “….Dis here war still be goin’ on!” Originally Published: 7/21/01 . 28 pages Synopsis No one is having much fun in Williamsburg. Most of the gang … Continue reading

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#94 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part one)

Kuja: “I’ve never been so grateful for Heidegger’s vast amount of blubber.” Originally Published: 7/10/01 . 41 pages Synopsis The gang is headed off to Williamsburg, VA for some fun and learning! But things go bad from the start. The … Continue reading

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#91 – Zoo Babies

Irvine: “I know! I mean, is looking at animals supposed to be fun or something?” Originally Published: 6/15/01 . 24 pages Synopsis Lucretia wants to go on a family trip to the zoo, but Hojo and Sephiroth aren’t loving the … Continue reading

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#86 – Rufus Makes a Movie

Rufus: “I don’t trust any information from a man in a ballerina skirt.” Originally Published: 5/8/01 . 45 pages Synopsis Rufus writes his own version of what would happen if the FF7 and FF8 gangs met, and he’s making a … Continue reading

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#76 – Till Death Do Us…………WHAT?!

Reeve: “Lark, you know bigamy is illegal, right?” Originally Published: 2/23/01 . 73 pages Synopsis A trip to Las Vegas sounded great, until the gang realizes everyone went and got married! Rufus married Zell, Shell married, Rude, Reeve married Tseng, … Continue reading

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#66 – Sephiroth Land

Turks: *sing* “Sephiroth Land, Sephiroth Land, buy cheap merchandise, yes you can. Because it’s Sephiroth, Sephiroth Land.” Originally Published: 1/9/01 . 67 pages Synopsis Rufus starts his own amusement park, and he names it after Sephiroth! Everyone is given jobs … Continue reading

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#62 – Christmas Cheer

Scarlet: “How about I shove this tree up your ass?” Originally Published: 12/23/00 . 45 pages Synopsis It’s Christmas time in the ramble room! Sephiroth’s willing to go to any length to get Lark to kiss him under the mistletoe. … Continue reading

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#57 – Thanks For Nothing, Buddy!

Reno: “Think there will be booze tomorrow? I could be thankful for that…” Originally Published: ?? . 29 pages Synopsis It’s Thanksgiving time at the ramble room, and Lark is making everyone say what they’re thankful for. Will Sephiroth finally … Continue reading

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#27 – To Oz?

Tin Man: “Moron. Maybe you’re not the only one who needs a brain, Scarecrow.” Originally Published: 8/10/00 . 45 pages Synopsis Lark gets a bump on the head and finds herself in the wonderful land of Oz! Will her trip … Continue reading

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