Tag Archives: don’t be Rude

#96 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part three)

Zell: *holds his head with tears in his eyes* “This is the ye olde worst vacation ever!” *runs off in tears* Originally Published: 7/23/01 . 20 pages Synopsis The losers are having a great time on their vacation, but the … Continue reading

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#95 – Ye Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part two)

Barret: “Yo! Dat what I be sayin’, Yo!” *dramatic pause as he turns around* “….Dis here war still be goin’ on!” Originally Published: 7/21/01 . 28 pages Synopsis No one is having much fun in Williamsburg. Most of the gang … Continue reading

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#94 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part one)

Kuja: “I’ve never been so grateful for Heidegger’s vast amount of blubber.” Originally Published: 7/10/01 . 41 pages Synopsis The gang is headed off to Williamsburg, VA for some fun and learning! But things go bad from the start. The … Continue reading

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#92 – When I Was Your Age

Rude: “…Let’s tell stories.” Originally Published: 6/19/01 . 23 pages Synopsis One boring night, the guys share some stories about themselves. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. God, there are a lot of depressing stories in this ramble. Most of them … Continue reading

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#86 – Rufus Makes a Movie

Rufus: “I don’t trust any information from a man in a ballerina skirt.” Originally Published: 5/8/01 . 45 pages Synopsis Rufus writes his own version of what would happen if the FF7 and FF8 gangs met, and he’s making a … Continue reading

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#85 – Reeve Wants To Be The Weakest Hollywood Fortune Survivor

Reeve: *grabs seph and shakes him desperately* “You have to let me wake up! I don’t want to be on this show! They’ll kill me! I can barely use a paperclip!” Originally Published: 4/20/01 . 29 pages Synopsis Reeve thinks … Continue reading

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#81 – White, Fluffy and Set to Kill

Lark: “EVERYONE is cowering in fear on the couch! Even Sephiroth!” Originally Published: 3/29/01 . 31 pages Synopsis When Belle, Lark and Shell’s dog visits, she’s not very friendly, especially when she starts to talk! Ramble Milestones -Belle’s first appearance. … Continue reading

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#79 – I HATE St. Patrick’s Day!

Rufus: *light bulb* “Maybe I should invent one! ‘Smells like sex cologne: for the guy who can’t get any’.” Originally Published: 3/16/01 . 27 pages Synopsis Lark thinks St. Patrick’s Day is Sephiroth’s favorite holiday, but after a fateful meeting … Continue reading

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#76 – Till Death Do Us…………WHAT?!

Reeve: “Lark, you know bigamy is illegal, right?” Originally Published: 2/23/01 . 73 pages Synopsis A trip to Las Vegas sounded great, until the gang realizes everyone went and got married! Rufus married Zell, Shell married, Rude, Reeve married Tseng, … Continue reading

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#71 – Sleepover Girls

Irvine: “This is it, boys. Whoever wins will be a king among kings, and whoever loses will be taunted until my throat is sore!” Originally Published: 1/26/01 . 23 pages Synopsis The guys decide to spy on the girls’ sleepover, … Continue reading

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