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#131 – Being Ward Zaback

Ward: Kiros, if I had my anchor right now…it would be Aeris and Sephiroth all over again. And we all know who’d be Aeris. Originally Published: 3/30/05 . 15 pages Synopsis It’s hard being Ward. Get into his head to … Continue reading

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#130 – Who’s Your Daddy?

Tseng: “Hojo? God above, shouldn’t this all be illegal?!” Originally Published: 3/28/05 . 32 pages Synopsis When everyone finds out Elena’s pregnant, a few different guys think they’re the dad! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I had this concept and … Continue reading

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#129 – Shinra TV – Now In Color

Rufus: “God, I love that damn cactus!” Originally Published: 3/23/05 . 55 pages Synopsis Rufus and the MAFIA start a TV channel, and their friends get to star in the shows! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I had a huge … Continue reading

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#128 – Some Porn Can Be Bad

Barret: “Yo! This ain’t cool! I don’t want no punk ass bitch comin’ outta no TV to waste my ass!” Originally Published: 9/22/05 . 27 pages Synopsis The guys thought they were going to watch a porno, but it winds … Continue reading

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#126 – Silver Hair Concerto

Lark: “Aw, I’m sorry, Alucard. What turned your dad from the prince of darkness to the prince of ‘why is it dark out’?” Originally Published: 7/17/04 . 40 pages Synopsis Lark has been kidnapped by vampires, and it’s up to … Continue reading

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#124 – Fat Becomes Her

Heidegger: “Gya haa haa! I think I ate my fork!” Originally Published: 7/11/04 . 21 pages Synopsis Seymour’s friend, LeBlanc, comes for a visit and falls in love with Heidegger! Meanwhile at the ramble room, Zell accidentally chokes to death, … Continue reading

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#123 – It’s Called the XCubeStation

Rufus: “My beauty transcends gender.” Originally Published: 8/6/03 . 27 pages Synopsis Rufus decides to cash in on the video game market! He may be from a video game, but does he know the first thing about them? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#120 – Highly Flammable

Auron: *fleeing the scene* “Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll if you’re on fire!!” Originally Published: 11/5/02 . 41 pages Synopsis Everyone’s playing with fire, but when the ramble room burns down, who’s to blame? Will they be able … Continue reading

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#115 – The Great Bishounen Snatcher

Aeris: “Arrrgggh!!! You were always so dense, Cloud! I even flashed you and you didn’t even care! You just started talking about Sephiroth!” *stomps off* Originally Published: 2/21/02 . 52 pages Synopsis The girls wake up to find that (almost) … Continue reading

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#114 – You May Now Kiss The…Groom?

Reeve: “I do! I do!” *thinks* “Uh… Tseng… I really love screwing you. I mean doing you! Oh no! I meant being with you!” Originally Published: 2/6-14/02 . 88 pages Synopsis Reeve and Tseng are finally going to get married … Continue reading

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