Author Archives: L.J.

#182 – Sailing For Adventure (part one)

Bryatt: “Elena? Whoring around? Tseng, you invented whoring around.” Originally Published: 7/28/06 . 50 pages Synopsis The MAFIA takes everyone on the first voyage of their new cruise ship! Everyone’s ready for tons of fun on the high seas! Ramble … Continue reading

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#181 – Brave New Belmont

Simon: “You put it up there! Now get it back down!” Originally Published: 7/22/06 . 47 pages Synopsis It’s time for Tifa and Richter to have their baby! But Dracula’s scary cousin Festus has moved in to the castle…and he’s … Continue reading

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#180 – The [Bleep-ing] Awesome Adventures of Briter Bran

Tinker Shell: “I’m not a pixie. I’m a fairy. Pixies are whores.” Originally Published: 7/15/06 . 41 pages Synopsis Lark has a dream that the ramble gang are characters in Peter Pan. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. This is the … Continue reading

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#179 – This is the Life (part two)

Algus: “I’d rather eat my words than your cancerous cereal.” Originally Published: 6/25/06 . 19 pages Synopsis Zidane’s spending is almost out of control. Will his new investment prove to be a good move? Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I … Continue reading

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#178 – This is the Life (part one)

Zidane: “Where do you think you’re going? Clean up this mess you made or you’ll be showering with soap on a rope in prison!” Originally Published: 6/25/06 . 50 pages Synopsis Zidane sues Algus and wins! Now he gets all … Continue reading

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#177 – This Is Shinra Inc.

Rufus: “I don’t want to relate to them! They probably have diseases!” Originally Published: 6/9/06 . 41 pages Synopsis A typical day at Shinra: Reno’s slacking off, Reeve’s solving the mystery of the missing office supplies and Rufus is trying … Continue reading

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#176 – Snake In Da House

Shadow: *sings* “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a doggy! Won’t you be mine? Won’t you be mine? Won’t you be my doggy!” Originally Published: 6/2/11 . 16 pages Synopsis Solid Snake is convinced there … Continue reading

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#175 – The Not So Great Outdoors

Lark: “I’m ready for an anniversary where something doesn’t go horribly wrong. I think me getting amnesia, the ramble room burning down, and almost losing all our land are enough to last us a long while!” Originally Published: 5/31/06 . … Continue reading

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#174 – A Day In the Life of Mr. Jingles

Koudelka: *grimaces* “…If you two are doing it, I don’t even wanna know.” Originally Published: 5/18/06 . 19 pages Synopsis Just as a the title says. See what a typical day is like in the life of a pampered stuffed … Continue reading

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#173 – Tag Sale of Horrors

Algus: “I’m not running a charity organization here. If you don’t want to pay a fair price for my used undergarments, no noble is holding a gun to your head.” Originally Published: 5/6/06 . 29 pages Synopsis Everyone on the … Continue reading

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