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#59 – Sucking Up Sephiroth

Sephiroth: “We have to find out who’s been sucking up Sephiroth!” Originally Published: 11/28/00 . 27 pages Synopsis Lark’s new vacuum seems to be a little too powerful and sucks up some of Sephiroth’s hair by accident! She tries to … Continue reading

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#58 – Too Close To Call

Twilight: “We could do that! And with people who smile for real!” Originally Published: ??? . 75 pages Synopsis Sephiroth and Rufus face off in a vicious campaign for ramble room locker! With commercials, parades and a voting booth rigged … Continue reading

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#38 – What Boredom Will Drive You To

Cloud: “I can sum it all up in two words: Free Willy.” Originally Published: 10/10/00 . 22 pages Synopsis Playing the Newlywed Game can’t possibly go wrong, can it? Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. Nothing too exciting in this ramble, … Continue reading

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#36 – Turks Rock!

Heidegger: “Gya haa haa! Lark’s a Turk! Now it looks like Scarlet isn’t the only skanky ho’ in Shinra!” Originally Published: 10/9/00 . 15 pages Synopsis Lark, Noelle and Sephiroth decide to join the Turks! Will they have fun, or … Continue reading

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#33 – Uncle Rufus?!

Rufus: “Shut up! I can buy and sell your ass!” Originally Published: 9/12/00 . 25 pages Synopsis When Rufus decides to sell lemonade, he forces the Turks to help him. Will the addicting substance he adds to it help business, … Continue reading

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#27 – To Oz?

Tin Man: “Moron. Maybe you’re not the only one who needs a brain, Scarecrow.” Originally Published: 8/10/00 . 45 pages Synopsis Lark gets a bump on the head and finds herself in the wonderful land of Oz! Will her trip … Continue reading

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#25 – Screwed Over

Rude: “Well………that was…..horrible.” Originally Published: 8/9/00 . 12 pages Synopsis The guys make a bet to see who can keep themselves from…well, it’s a sensitive area. Who will be able to control themselves the longest? Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. … Continue reading

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#3 – Operation: Get Sephiroth Off the Couch!

Rufus: “Okay, Reeve. Here’s the plan. You go poke Sephiroth. He’ll get all mad and go chasing after you. While he’s distracted with the idea of killing you, I’ll go claim the couch. Sound good?” Originally Published: 6/2/00 . 9 … Continue reading

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