Tag Archives: don’t work for shinra

#140 – A Bar, A Restaurant and a Fast Food Disaster

Dracula: “Do you want to see the rusty saws we cut the meat with?” Originally Published: 9/30/05 . 73 pages Synopsis Reno and Irvine are starting a bar, Rufus is starting a restaurant, and Dracula is opening a fast food … Continue reading

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#137 – Come See the Softer Side of Shinra

Seymour: “You? At a make-up counter? That’s like King Kong at Baby Gap.” Originally Published: 7/21/05 . 39 pages Synopsis Rufus has started his own department store, but with Mr. Jingles in charge, can things really run smoothly? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#129 – Shinra TV – Now In Color

Rufus: “God, I love that damn cactus!” Originally Published: 3/23/05 . 55 pages Synopsis Rufus and the MAFIA start a TV channel, and their friends get to star in the shows! Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I had a huge … Continue reading

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#97 – Tseng Gets Fired

Rufus: *sweat drops* “Uh…hey, I…uh…had nothing to do with what happened to him. And now I gotta go.” *runs out* Originally Published: 7/29/01 . 18 pages Synopsis After Rufus’ stupid order almost leads to Reeve losing his life, Tseng takes … Continue reading

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#86 – Rufus Makes a Movie

Rufus: “I don’t trust any information from a man in a ballerina skirt.” Originally Published: 5/8/01 . 45 pages Synopsis Rufus writes his own version of what would happen if the FF7 and FF8 gangs met, and he’s making a … Continue reading

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#66 – Sephiroth Land

Turks: *sing* “Sephiroth Land, Sephiroth Land, buy cheap merchandise, yes you can. Because it’s Sephiroth, Sephiroth Land.” Originally Published: 1/9/01 . 67 pages Synopsis Rufus starts his own amusement park, and he names it after Sephiroth! Everyone is given jobs … Continue reading

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#36 – Turks Rock!

Heidegger: “Gya haa haa! Lark’s a Turk! Now it looks like Scarlet isn’t the only skanky ho’ in Shinra!” Originally Published: 10/9/00 . 15 pages Synopsis Lark, Noelle and Sephiroth decide to join the Turks! Will they have fun, or … Continue reading

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#33 – Uncle Rufus?!

Rufus: “Shut up! I can buy and sell your ass!” Originally Published: 9/12/00 . 25 pages Synopsis When Rufus decides to sell lemonade, he forces the Turks to help him. Will the addicting substance he adds to it help business, … Continue reading

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