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#139 – And That’s the Way the Vampires Have Their Picnic

Dracula: “To the owlery!” Originally Published: 9/19/05 . 18 pages Synopsis It’s time for the vampire family picnic, and Alucard is not very happy about it. Can he manage to get through it with Sephiroth by his side? Or will … Continue reading

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#133 – Ow! My Piloting Boobs!

Nida: *reading one of the tubes* “Uh, Ashley… Does ‘take rectally’ mean what I think it means?” Originally Published: 4/17/05 . 42 pages Synopsis Hojo has a plan to switch the bodies of the losers with the bodies of the … Continue reading

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#128 – Some Porn Can Be Bad

Barret: “Yo! This ain’t cool! I don’t want no punk ass bitch comin’ outta no TV to waste my ass!” Originally Published: 9/22/05 . 27 pages Synopsis The guys thought they were going to watch a porno, but it winds … Continue reading

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#126 – Silver Hair Concerto

Lark: “Aw, I’m sorry, Alucard. What turned your dad from the prince of darkness to the prince of ‘why is it dark out’?” Originally Published: 7/17/04 . 40 pages Synopsis Lark has been kidnapped by vampires, and it’s up to … Continue reading

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#123 – It’s Called the XCubeStation

Rufus: “My beauty transcends gender.” Originally Published: 8/6/03 . 27 pages Synopsis Rufus decides to cash in on the video game market! He may be from a video game, but does he know the first thing about them? Ramble Milestones … Continue reading

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#115 – The Great Bishounen Snatcher

Aeris: “Arrrgggh!!! You were always so dense, Cloud! I even flashed you and you didn’t even care! You just started talking about Sephiroth!” *stomps off* Originally Published: 2/21/02 . 52 pages Synopsis The girls wake up to find that (almost) … Continue reading

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#113 – The Ramble Room Mafia

Shadow: “I like black stuff that covers my face.” Originally Published: 1/14/02 . 32 pages Synopsis Rufus and Algus start a club called MAFIA for short. They include only the richest people in the ramble room, and their job is … Continue reading

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#109 – Mr. Valentine Tells a Rufus Carol

Zelle: *pouts* “No. I won’t. I’m tired of this. That’s your answer to everything. Snort a little opium. Snort a little opium. Well snorting a little opium didn’t enhance your performance last night, did it?!” Originally Published: 12/13/01 . 32 … Continue reading

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#102 – Who Wants To Marry A Prostitute?

Scarlet: *rolls eyes* “Yeah, Nida. Out of the cross dresser, the pedophile and the big, ugly fat guy, I chose you. What a tough decision.” Originally Published: 10/9/01 . 44 pages Synopsis Oh no! The cops are on to Scarlet! … Continue reading

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#89 – What You Love, You Never Forget

Sephiroth: “Oh boo hoo. Guess you’ll have to cancel dorkville. I wasn’t going to hang out in there anyway.” Originally Published: 5/31/01 . 61 pages Synopsis It’s the site anniversary, and Lark hits her head, forgetting everyone and everything – … Continue reading

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