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#188 – Too Legit to Strip

Irvine: “I didn’t give a lap dance to one single girl last night! And when you’re givin’ one to a guy sometimes you can feel the…you know! That just ain’t right!” Originally Published: 9/8/06 . 90 pages Synopsis The strip … Continue reading

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#187 – Behind the Music…Again

Rude: “I learned a lesson too. It’s called never work for Rufus. Aside from being a Turk I’ve lost every job he’s ever given me. I’ve either been fired, *it’s* been on fire, or it’s been closed completely.” Originally Published: … Continue reading

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#185 – Family Fitness

Sephiroth: *annoyed sigh* “Do I have to explain it to everyone? It’s like the food chain but for sex! People who are good are at the top and people who suck are Zidane.” Originally Published: 8/18/06 . 40 pages Synopsis … Continue reading

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#182 – Sailing For Adventure (part one)

Bryatt: “Elena? Whoring around? Tseng, you invented whoring around.” Originally Published: 7/28/06 . 50 pages Synopsis The MAFIA takes everyone on the first voyage of their new cruise ship! Everyone’s ready for tons of fun on the high seas! Ramble … Continue reading

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#181 – Brave New Belmont

Simon: “You put it up there! Now get it back down!” Originally Published: 7/22/06 . 47 pages Synopsis It’s time for Tifa and Richter to have their baby! But Dracula’s scary cousin Festus has moved in to the castle…and he’s … Continue reading

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#179 – This is the Life (part two)

Algus: “I’d rather eat my words than your cancerous cereal.” Originally Published: 6/25/06 . 19 pages Synopsis Zidane’s spending is almost out of control. Will his new investment prove to be a good move? Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I … Continue reading

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#177 – This Is Shinra Inc.

Rufus: “I don’t want to relate to them! They probably have diseases!” Originally Published: 6/9/06 . 41 pages Synopsis A typical day at Shinra: Reno’s slacking off, Reeve’s solving the mystery of the missing office supplies and Rufus is trying … Continue reading

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#171 – Reno’s ‘Special’ Brownies

Rufus: *staring at the microwave* “Whoa. That clock is blinking.” *eyes widen* “The world must be coming to an end…” Synopsis When Rufus eats some of Reno’s ‘special’ brownies by accident, it’s up to the Turks to play baby-sitter. Ramble … Continue reading

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#169 – How Irvine Got His Groove Back

Irvine: “I’d rather finish the maze myself and fail, than follow your stupid, lazy ass through the bushes!” Originally Published: 4/5/06 . 35 pages Synopsis Irvine’s not a SeeD, and he refuses to take the test – again. Can his … Continue reading

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#168 – Mr. T. Jangles

Tseng: “Okay, you shouldn’t have to think this long about which Care Bear is your favorite!” Originally Published: 3/27/06 . 21 pages Synopsis When Rufus is away, Tseng and Rude decide to make a Mr. Jingles knockoff to earn some … Continue reading

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