This is it. Seriously.
These are my rambles. I don't write them anymore. They were insane and crazy fun to write, but they are over. However. I can't seem to take them off the internet. So here they rest, for the long foreseeable future, for anyone who still might get a chuckle out of them.-
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#188 – Too Legit to Strip
Irvine: “I didn’t give a lap dance to one single girl last night! And when you’re givin’ one to a guy sometimes you can feel the…you know! That just ain’t right!” Originally Published: 9/8/06 . 90 pages Synopsis The strip … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, bronze quality, classic moment alert, crossover cameo, dante, don't be Rude, hey bryatt, hot package, iiiiirvine kinneas, money troubles, omg drama, Reeve the genius, sephy-sama, those looney losers, Tseng time, vampires, very looong, video game time, yaoi alert, z man zidane
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#187 – Behind the Music…Again
Rude: “I learned a lesson too. It’s called never work for Rufus. Aside from being a Turk I’ve lost every job he’s ever given me. I’ve either been fired, *it’s* been on fire, or it’s been closed completely.” Originally Published: … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, classic moment alert, dante, don't be Rude, iiiiirvine kinneas, major music, omg drama, ramble kid, reno is trouble, rufus j., sephy-sama, this is a long one, those looney losers, Tseng time, vampires, z man zidane, zell in the mix
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#185 – Family Fitness
Sephiroth: *annoyed sigh* “Do I have to explain it to everyone? It’s like the food chain but for sex! People who are good are at the top and people who suck are Zidane.” Originally Published: 8/18/06 . 40 pages Synopsis … Continue reading
#182 – Sailing For Adventure (part one)
Bryatt: “Elena? Whoring around? Tseng, you invented whoring around.” Originally Published: 7/28/06 . 50 pages Synopsis The MAFIA takes everyone on the first voyage of their new cruise ship! Everyone’s ready for tons of fun on the high seas! Ramble … Continue reading
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Tagged almighty belmonts, call him lloyd, classic line alert, classic moment alert, crossover cameo, dante, gundam guys, hey bryatt, new couple alert, omg drama, silver quality, the gang's all here, the mafia is in charge here, this is a long one, those looney losers, trip time, twilight time, vampires, yaoi alert
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#181 – Brave New Belmont
Simon: “You put it up there! Now get it back down!” Originally Published: 7/22/06 . 47 pages Synopsis It’s time for Tifa and Richter to have their baby! But Dracula’s scary cousin Festus has moved in to the castle…and he’s … Continue reading
#179 – This is the Life (part two)
Algus: “I’d rather eat my words than your cancerous cereal.” Originally Published: 6/25/06 . 19 pages Synopsis Zidane’s spending is almost out of control. Will his new investment prove to be a good move? Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I … Continue reading
#177 – This Is Shinra Inc.
Rufus: “I don’t want to relate to them! They probably have diseases!” Originally Published: 6/9/06 . 41 pages Synopsis A typical day at Shinra: Reno’s slacking off, Reeve’s solving the mystery of the missing office supplies and Rufus is trying … Continue reading
#171 – Reno’s ‘Special’ Brownies
Rufus: *staring at the microwave* “Whoa. That clock is blinking.” *eyes widen* “The world must be coming to an end…” Synopsis When Rufus eats some of Reno’s ‘special’ brownies by accident, it’s up to the Turks to play baby-sitter. Ramble … Continue reading
#169 – How Irvine Got His Groove Back
Irvine: “I’d rather finish the maze myself and fail, than follow your stupid, lazy ass through the bushes!” Originally Published: 4/5/06 . 35 pages Synopsis Irvine’s not a SeeD, and he refuses to take the test – again. Can his … Continue reading
#168 – Mr. T. Jangles
Tseng: “Okay, you shouldn’t have to think this long about which Care Bear is your favorite!” Originally Published: 3/27/06 . 21 pages Synopsis When Rufus is away, Tseng and Rude decide to make a Mr. Jingles knockoff to earn some … Continue reading