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#113 – The Ramble Room Mafia

Shadow: “I like black stuff that covers my face.” Originally Published: 1/14/02 . 32 pages Synopsis Rufus and Algus start a club called MAFIA for short. They include only the richest people in the ramble room, and their job is … Continue reading

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#111 – A Scooby Dooby Christmas (part two)

Vincent: “I gave him a book of fifteen minute mysteries as an early Christmas present. That may have something to do with it.” Originally Published: 12/29/01 . 19 pages Synopsis Will Sephiroth, Vincent and Zidane be able to solve the … Continue reading

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#109 – Mr. Valentine Tells a Rufus Carol

Zelle: *pouts* “No. I won’t. I’m tired of this. That’s your answer to everything. Snort a little opium. Snort a little opium. Well snorting a little opium didn’t enhance your performance last night, did it?!” Originally Published: 12/13/01 . 32 … Continue reading

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#108 – They Don’t Call It Turkey Day For Nothin’

Twilight: “Suit yourselves. May the better team win! Me!” Originally Published: 11/28/01 . 16 pages Synopsis Reeve and Tseng are going to host Thanksgiving dinner this year, but no one but Lark is interested in going – until they hear … Continue reading

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#105 – Splash From the Past (part two)

Kuja: “You could steal him from that skank in fluorescent lighting, bargain bin make-up and head to toe in the K-mart special.” *grins* “So, quite obviously, there’s not a chance you won’t.” Originally Published: 10/25/01 . 21 pages Synopsis While … Continue reading

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#102 – Who Wants To Marry A Prostitute?

Scarlet: *rolls eyes* “Yeah, Nida. Out of the cross dresser, the pedophile and the big, ugly fat guy, I chose you. What a tough decision.” Originally Published: 10/9/01 . 44 pages Synopsis Oh no! The cops are on to Scarlet! … Continue reading

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#94 – Ye Old Crappiest Vacation Ever! (part one)

Kuja: “I’ve never been so grateful for Heidegger’s vast amount of blubber.” Originally Published: 7/10/01 . 41 pages Synopsis The gang is headed off to Williamsburg, VA for some fun and learning! But things go bad from the start. The … Continue reading

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#91 – Zoo Babies

Irvine: “I know! I mean, is looking at animals supposed to be fun or something?” Originally Published: 6/15/01 . 24 pages Synopsis Lucretia wants to go on a family trip to the zoo, but Hojo and Sephiroth aren’t loving the … Continue reading

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#89 – What You Love, You Never Forget

Sephiroth: “Oh boo hoo. Guess you’ll have to cancel dorkville. I wasn’t going to hang out in there anyway.” Originally Published: 5/31/01 . 61 pages Synopsis It’s the site anniversary, and Lark hits her head, forgetting everyone and everything – … Continue reading

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#86 – Rufus Makes a Movie

Rufus: “I don’t trust any information from a man in a ballerina skirt.” Originally Published: 5/8/01 . 45 pages Synopsis Rufus writes his own version of what would happen if the FF7 and FF8 gangs met, and he’s making a … Continue reading

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