Category Archives: The Final Stretch

#159 – Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart

Nida: *looks embarrassed* “Because…because…because you’re a whore!” Originally Published: 2/14/06 . 24 pages Synopsis It’s Valentine’s Day at the ramble room and everybody’s in the mood for love. Reeve and Tseng have planned a romantic evening, and Kuja and Seymour … Continue reading

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#158 – The Museum of Modern Mayhem

Twilight: “Educational is just another word for boring!” Originally Published: 2/7/06 . 57 pages Synopsis The gang decides to spend the day at the museum! Things start off crazy, with Hojo up to his usual tricks, Cloud constantly running off … Continue reading

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#157 – To Be a Turk

Tseng: *snaps* “Are you hard of hearing? Put your hands up!” Originally Published: 1/30/06 . 8 pages Synopsis Tseng, Reno, Rude and Elena on a real job. Ramble Milestones Nothing this time. I’m obsessed with Shinra and the Turks, so … Continue reading

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#156 – Franswa Revisited

Horatio: *chuckles* “It’s always been my opinion that all Belmont’s are meant for greatness. But that doesn’t mean they’re all meant to fight Dracula.” Originally Published: 1/26/06 . 46 pages Synopsis Franswa already knows he isn’t a Belmont, but when … Continue reading

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#155 – Lloyd of the Disco

Zell: “Wow! You really do have to like fires to work here!” Originally Published: 1/24/06 . 37 pages Synopsis Rufus opens a discount center for all his failed products, and he makes the Lloyd the manager. Meanwhile, Sephiroth decides to … Continue reading

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#154 – Home Is Where You Hang Your Heart

Yuri: “We have *got* to install some cameras.” Originally Published: 1/18/06 . 49 pages Synopsis Sephiroth decides to move in with Alucard, but to do so he dumps Dracula in a the new old folks home at the therapy center. … Continue reading

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#153 – Everything Ages Eventually

Barret: “Hell no! That’ll make me forty! I sure as hell don’t wanna be over no damn hill!” Originally Published: 1/11/06 . 9 pages Synopsis Some of the gang are sick of being stuck as teenagers forever and want Lark … Continue reading

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#152 – Strip Away Your Problems

Dante: “Not vampires, if that’s what you’re wondering.” *grins* “Nice fangs, gorgeous.” Originally Published: 1/4/06 . 46 pages Synopsis Richter convinces Tifa to drop Cloud off at the new Video Game Character Therapy center, which is run by Koudelka and … Continue reading

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#151 – How Rufus Stole Christmas

Cid: “@#$@%#$^@#^@$&#$*^#^@#%@!” Originally Published: 12/24/05 . 30 pages Synopsis Everyone’s headed to Algus’ country home for Christmas. They’re all excited about the presents, but when Rufus finds out he’s getting nothing, he decides to steal Christmas! Ramble Milestones Nothing this … Continue reading

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