Algus: “I thought I could trust you to at least keep the peasants out! If we let Zidane in, why not a goat? They both have tails after all!”
Originally Published: 8/27/09 . 13 pages
For a long time this was “the end” and I was fine with that. It focused on a staple group to the rambles and ended with things moving on and continuing to grow.
Gippal: *blurts out* “He has to feed his goats, but I can go out with you!”
Originally Published: 5/2/09 . 16 pages
I saw how Chris looked in the new Resident Evil game, thought he looked like he was on steroids, and this idea was born. It was fun to focus on some lesser used characters in this one.
Reno: “The bear is supposed to be naked! It’s a wild animal!”
Originally Published: 4/4/09 . 7 pages
Mr. Dude is an actual bear I own, just like Mr. Jingles is. But unlike with Mr. Jingles, I received Mr. Dude as a gift before I came up with the story and added him to the rambles. On another note, this one had tons of errors in it. Seriously it was almost unreadable at times. Did I proof this at all?
Herb: “Well, it seems the Global Vampire Recruiting Coalition has decided misleading people is the best way to go. That’s why they made this movie.”
Originally Published: 3/20/09 . 13 pages
This one was fun to write, because I always like to think about the back story of characters. It was even more fun with the vampires because I had so much history to play with. The end with Uncle Herb and Twilight is my favorite scene.
Rufus: “Just check the list and find your station! Time is hamcubers, people!”
Originally Published: 3/2/09 . 35 pages
Another one of my favorite gaidens. I introduce a bunch of new characters in this one that never really did much of anything. 2 are from Enchanted Arms and 2 were based on friends. The golems used in this one all had nicknames we actually gave them when we played Enchanted Arms. Their real names were stupid.
Alucard: “What problem? You made yours up! I have a real problem – are you going to help me?”
Originally Published: 2/28/09 . 7 pages
This one is just classic Sephiroth.
Argath: “How dare you abandon me with the lice-ridden goat molester!”
Originally Published: 1/5/09 . 14 pages
There was a reality show on TV at the time called The Secret Millionaire, which had the same basic premise as the show in this ramble. I thought putting Argath and Algus on such a show was a hilarious proposition. This is another one of my favorite Gaiden’s. I especially love their dealing with the soup can and their fight over the bathroom.
